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"I like to play a character who is earnest and well-intentioned, and yet he’s making mistakes and being socially abrasive, or even outright awful, kind of in spite of himself.” He thinks for a moment. “Maybe it’s what allows me to like myself, this belief that we can still be good people in light of all these mistakes that we make." — Ed Helms Men’s Journal Interview July 2011



"Doesn’t matter how straight you are, everyone has a man crush on Bradley Cooper." — Ed Helms

(Source: galifianafuck)



Ed Helms talks about babies 

collectivegasps:

What’s it like working with a baby?

Actually, we’ve done it a lot on “The Office” too. Wow, I’ve got to stop talking about “The Office”. It’s both the most delightful thing, because babies are just little kernels of joy — sort of like little joy pillows. Little puffy, cuddly balls of joy — and it brightens your day just to be around a baby but they’re so unpredictable that it’s also just a colossal pain in the ass logistically. So it’s kind of both things. But I like having babies around. I love ‘em. I just like babies. I like being happy. I’m sorry.


11 months ago · 15 notes · originally from collectivegasps
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"For me it’s less about the physical effects than the remorse. I think I’m a fairly obnoxious drunk, so I’ll wake up the next morning just racked with guilt, replaying every conversation I had the night before and every terrible thing that came out of my mouth. I read that’s part of the chemical process of alcohol going through your body. It engenders feelings of guilt and depression." — ED HELMS (via fuckyeahedhelms)


11 months ago · 9 notes · originally from fuckyeahedhelms
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"I know that the ladies of America are probably disappointed that they don’t see me full frontal, but, you know, maybe in due time." — -Ed Helms



"My mom was a health nut, and we never had sugar cereals in the house. Raisin Bran was the sweetest thing we got. I went to my best friend Nick’s house and he had Honey Nut Cheerios in the cupboard. I couldn’t believe he had unfettered access to it. I kid you not, I ate about 10 bowls in a row in the middle of the afternoon. Nick’s mom called my mom and was like, “What the hell is going on? Your son just ate an entire box of my family’s cereal.” I got in a lot of trouble." — Ed Helms interviewed by Elle magazine (via textbooksforbfast)

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11 months ago · 19 notes · originally from txtbooksforbfast
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"You can’t overcome bacteria with confidence” -Ed Helms" — I heard this on an interview Ed was giving on Jay Leno one night. He was talking about getting food poisoning in Bangkok while filming for The Hangover 2.

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12 months ago · 4 notes · originally from caitylady21
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"I’ve always had a hurdle with promiscuity. Maybe it’s been out of fear and insecurity, but unless a woman pulls me into a closet and rips my clothes off, I’m never confident that I can make something happen." — Ed Helms


1 year ago · 53 notes
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fuckyeahedhelms:

“I don’t have any real tattoos, and I’m not interested in getting any. But it’s so much fun having a tattoo when it’s not permanent. Especially when it’s on your face. Walking around the streets of Bangkok with a face tattoo, I felt like the biggest badass. I felt like no one would mess with me, and if they did, I could crush them. Of course, if somebody did start fucking with me, I would probably start weeping and run away.”

fuckyeahedhelms:

“I don’t have any real tattoos, and I’m not interested in getting any. But it’s so much fun having a tattoo when it’s not permanent. Especially when it’s on your face. Walking around the streets of Bangkok with a face tattoo, I felt like the biggest badass. I felt like no one would mess with me, and if they did, I could crush them. Of course, if somebody did start fucking with me, I would probably start weeping and run away.”


1 year ago · 128 notes · originally from fuckyeahedhelms
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"I was completely naked [in Cedar Rapids]. I feel that those little modesty pouches that they give you for nude scenes are far more humiliating than actually nudity, so why not just go for it?" — Ed Helms (via fuckyeahedhelms)

(via fuckyeahedhelms)


1 year ago · 9 notes · originally from fuckyeahedhelms
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"It feels like I’m on an Irish cliff overlooking the North Atlantic, spinning around." — Ed Helms, on listening to Enya.

(Source: espouselucidation)


1 year ago · 8 notes · originally from espouselucidation
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"I’m kind of embarrassed by how quickly I adjusted to L.A. I really love it. It’s so pleasant. I lived in New York for 10 years, I loved it, I never second-guessed it. There were definitely times when I thought, “I will never leave this place.” And I kind of got into that center-of-the-universe mindset. And then, my last couple years, I was traveling so much for those Daily Show field segments that I really got kind of beaten down, and for the first time, I would land at LaGuardia and get this heavy feeling like, “Ugh, I have to deal with New York City again. It’s gonna stink, it’s so hot in the summer.” All the hardships of city life start to outweigh the convenience and fun of city life. I think that had a lot to do with the fact that I was traveling every week, almost, and I was just in and out of the city constantly. I didn’t feel very stable. And then when I got to L.A. and started work on The Office, it was so pleasant. It was such a change of pace. I would just go to work every day, the weather was beautiful, and I had this nice kind of Zen time in my car between work and home." — Ed Helms (2009 - On living in L.A.)



"I find Ed hot — straight-up hot. It’s weird to say about a friend, but I was looking at him the other day, when he wasn’t wearing his glasses, and he has this great body and plays guitar — he’s coming into his looks." — Mindy Kaling on Ed Helms


1 year ago · 2 notes
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