"Doesn’t matter how straight you are, everyone has a man crush on Bradley Cooper." — Ed Helms
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Ed Helms talks about babies
collectivegasps:
What’s it like working with a baby?
Actually, we’ve done it a lot on “The Office” too. Wow, I’ve got to stop talking about “The Office”. It’s both the most delightful thing, because babies are just little kernels of joy — sort of like little joy pillows. Little puffy, cuddly balls of joy — and it brightens your day just to be around a baby but they’re so unpredictable that it’s also just a colossal pain in the ass logistically. So it’s kind of both things. But I like having babies around. I love ‘em. I just like babies. I like being happy. I’m sorry.
"For me it’s less about the physical effects than the remorse. I think I’m a fairly obnoxious drunk, so I’ll wake up the next morning just racked with guilt, replaying every conversation I had the night before and every terrible thing that came out of my mouth. I read that’s part of the chemical process of alcohol going through your body. It engenders feelings of guilt and depression." — ED HELMS (via fuckyeahedhelms)
"My mom was a health nut, and we never had sugar cereals in the house. Raisin Bran was the sweetest thing we got. I went to my best friend Nick’s house and he had Honey Nut Cheerios in the cupboard. I couldn’t believe he had unfettered access to it. I kid you not, I ate about 10 bowls in a row in the middle of the afternoon. Nick’s mom called my mom and was like, “What the hell is going on? Your son just ate an entire box of my family’s cereal.” I got in a lot of trouble." — Ed Helms interviewed by Elle magazine (via textbooksforbfast)
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"You can’t overcome bacteria with confidence” -Ed Helms" — I heard this on an interview Ed was giving on Jay Leno one night. He was talking about getting food poisoning in Bangkok while filming for The Hangover 2.
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fuckyeahedhelms:
“I don’t have any real tattoos, and I’m not interested in getting any. But it’s so much fun having a tattoo when it’s not permanent. Especially when it’s on your face. Walking around the streets of Bangkok with a face tattoo, I felt like the biggest badass. I felt like no one would mess with me, and if they did, I could crush them. Of course, if somebody did start fucking with me, I would probably start weeping and run away.”
"I was completely naked [in Cedar Rapids]. I feel that those little modesty pouches that they give you for nude scenes are far more humiliating than actually nudity, so why not just go for it?" — Ed Helms (via fuckyeahedhelms)
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"It feels like I’m on an Irish cliff overlooking the North Atlantic, spinning around." — Ed Helms, on listening to Enya.
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