Dear Tumblr,
Please stop reposting that “You are literally too stupid to insult” gif from The Hangover. The Ed Helms tracked tag is filled with it.
Sincerely Everyone.
I hope Ed is not the kind of person who regularly googles himself, because if he is, he’s probably seen our blog…
While walking through our super cheesy hotel in Ann Arbor, Michigan:
Me: This hotel reminds me of that movie we saw at the Harbor Theater.
Boyfriend: You mean the one with Ed Helms?
Me: Yeah, that one… Cedar Rapids! This looks like the hotel in that movie.
Boyfriend: (Smiling… waiting… )
Me: (Upon seeing the dolphin-bottomed pool) This IS the hotel from Cedar Rapids!
Let’s take a field trip!
Like his Office co-stars John Krasinski and Rainn Wilson, Ed Helms can grow a pretty decent beard. And yet all three are almost always clean-shaven. What a mixed-up world we live in. [Bearded photo courtesy KCRW]
Thanks for having sex in 1973 and creating this beautiful fucking man that is compatible with me on every single fucking level and too old for me. Here’s the perfect fucking man for you…OH! but you can’t have him so he’s going to be super famous and spread his fuck hotness all over your television and movie screens just to piss you off. You couldn’t have waited a few years or made an Ed Helms in 1990? Really?
Sincerely pissed the fuck off and Sexual Frustrated.
Ed Helms Sexual Frustration is a new blog and as the followers multiply so will the posts. Feel free to submit anything you’d like, ask anything you’d like, this blog is for you. If any of you guys feel like becoming part of the E.H.S.F staff let me know by submitting your email address in the ask box. Thanks so much and have a sexually frustrated day, remember Ed Helms will not be naked in your bed tonight.
