Anonymous whispered, "Every time I fantasize about Ed I think of him as a school teacher. Um idk why. And it's like this whole thing of him "rewarding" me for good grades haha!!! It's just that he's so.... powerful (?) looking? Seems he could... take over well. And yes, it's very detailed in my mind. Anywhoo, you asked for an Ed sex dream so.. ;)"
Haha yes! There is something slighty nerdy about Ed, he has that cute teacher that you crush on vibe but it seems like he’d get down to business with a lot passion and gusto
Anonymous whispered, "I think the teacher/student scenario is quite a lovely one. I didn't even think of it before, until some of you guys started mentioning it and I have no idea why because it's such a great fantasy.
Like, I don't even care who's the dominant one in this. I just know there would be clothes tearing and rulers breaking and a dirty teacher Mr. Helms on top of naughty, schoolgirl little ol' me.
And. An.
O.
Face.
A lot of O faces, actually. From both parties."
TMI TUESDAY WOOOHOOOO
I was pretty much daydreaming today while watching the office and my mind went absolutely BONKERS!!!
Ok so here it goes….
This one is a bit different… Ok so me and Ed had been seeing each other for a while and we got into our first huge fight. (Note we had not had sex yet) He thought I was flirting with someone else at a Office season launch party that we were at. The party was somewhere in Malibu and it was the first time we were out together officially he was a bit reserved with regards to showing too much affection (sort of like happy hour) I felt a bit neglected by it as he disappeared in a crowd of people to do the “mingling thing” for a while I sat outside this beautiful patio bar where this fine looking guy came and we stroked up a conversation. I did try and make Ed a bit jealous as I guess I wanted to know if in fact he did like me and to tease him a bit. The guy that I was talking to moved closer to me at the bar and I didnt mind. Ed glanced over and his face was one that fumes were coming out of his ears, he got in between this guy and me and he gave the poor
guy an angry “dont fuck with me” but yet very sexy staredown… HOT HOT HOT.. Ok anyway he grabs my arm hard I mean his fingers where digging into my flesh we walk out towards the beach and he is yelling out of the top of his lungs he is so angry he does not realise that there is a beached log and trips over, I am in shock and dont know what to do should I laugh, cry not quite sure. I get closer to him and he has a sad look and he is disappointed with what happened. ” I am not that kind of guy” he says to me “I am not sure why I got so jealous” right there I knew he really liked me. So our very first fight what happens now? he asked I have a puzzled look as to not sure what he meant„, he gets up and pulls me to him and whispers in my ear ”this is going to be a GREAT make up sex session” I feel the blood rushing through me. He stands there with this sexy glance waiting to see what I would say I am frozen he knows this, he takes my hand and puts it on his crotch HE is wearing these beautiful white linen pants his eyes are burning through me he asks me “what are you going to do with this?” I cant contain myself so just jump on him and kiss him madly and passionately we still have all our clothes on but I feel his buldge against my thighs… we are breathing so heavy he keeps on saying to me ” do you want this do you want this?” I cant talk as all I wanted was to put my lips everywhere on his body…and ladies and gentlemen my FUCKING PHONE RANG!!!!!!!!!!! so I have lost track..
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Anonymous whispered, "It's not Tuesday anymore, but who cares? I can never have too many Ed fantasies. ;) Here it goes:
We're at his house, sitting on a big leather couch by a hazy fireplace. We've got a blanket draped over us. I'm resting my head on his chest. His body radiates warmth and his heartbeat is slow and deep. He's making me laugh as I play with his hands and fiddle with his fingers. Nothing hot, nothing steamy... just a cozy evening by the fire with a bottle of wine."
TMI Tuesday
OK so I want to join on this.. I am also like I am not quite sure if I would want to go all the way.. I think of Ed and I just dancing and teasing each ther all night long… we would share a couple of bottles of red wine and head out to a cozy little bar sit down at a candle lit table have to tapas look into each other’s eyes while we play footsies under the table, my foot though goes up to his crotch and realise that he is hard, he gets a bit coi about it i decide to ignore it (just to tease him a bit more) I wind up sitting on his lap and that is when he grabs my face pulls it towards his and we kiss slowly, as we are both editors we find ourselves turned on by words such as ”final cut pro, adobe, after effects, etc” his hands go up discretely towards my breasts and he stops. we both look at each other to see who is the most hot and bothered and we laugh our tits off.
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Anonymous whispered, "Yeah, yeah TMI Tuesday. I like this idea.
Okay. So.
I've always had this thing for nice guys being really dominant. Not like, S&M or anything, but total "I'm the boss in this fucking bed" type attitude. I absolutely love it when guys get that really lustful, I-want-to-fuck-you look, and I would die a happy girl if I got to be in that type of situation with Ed.
Like if he tied me up and just teased me. Licking my neck, all the way down between my legs. Dragging his lips on the insides of my thighs. Kissing and breathing on just my neck, because I'm ticklish there and that drives me crazy. Or spanking me, and as that loud THWAP sounds, he'd clench on to a cheek.
Or like, if I was just sitting there, and he comes over and puts one of those gorgeous hands of his down my pants and starts breathing dirty things in my ear. "Am I making you nervous? Am I making you wet? Are you going to cum for me?" things like that, I guess. Nothing too porn-ish, but enough to make me skip a breath. Because I would get nervous, and I would get wet, and most definitely I would cum.
And actual sex, omg. I'd be on top of him. He'd have his arms wrapped around me so we'd be chest to chest. My head on his shoulder and I'd ride that dick and he'd be breathing heavily in my ear, moaning. Our sweat's mixing together, and I'd just whisper, "Fuck me." And in return, he let out a strained groan as I go faster, harder. I'd start dragging my tongue along the outline of his collarbones (because omg his collarbones are amazing) as he'd clenched onto either side of my ass. And I want to see his O face. Good lord, I want to see that. I really want to see him O under me.
Man, I need to go and be by myself for a while. I do believe I just wrote my very own porn, actually."
Fuck what I said last time…shit just got real.
Anonymous whispered, "I just have to say, to all the followers, and staff, you girls (and maybe guys?) are amazing and hilarious! I wish we could all meet up and talk! No one understands how amazingly sexy and talented this man is more than we do :) And he's so humble and understated :) I wish I had something for TMI Tuesday, but I'm a little shy...but yeah...I want him inside me, too! Woo!! Love Ed Helms!!"
We should all meet up it would be awkward fun!
Anonymous whispered, "I'd LOVE for him to throw me down on the bed and just rip all my clothes off. His big blue eyes staring into mine and his lips kissing all over my body. Then we'd fuck hardcore until the break of dawn and then he'd make me breakfast in the morning :] he'd be such a naughty gentleman and i'm perfectly peachy with that."
TMI Tuesday
Am I the only weird-o who doesn’t want to get naked with Ed? I’d wanna go to a nice dinner downtown to a place with a patio and then go out for drinks and laugh and laugh all night. Then we’d go back to my house where my housemates all hang out on our porch and drink gin & tonics while playing our ukuleles, guitars, banjos, etc. Of COURSE Ed and I would be super tipsy and we’d go back to my room and make out a lot. We’ll see where it goes from there…
Don’t get me wrong, I’m just as frustrated as the next girl, but for some reason I think I’d really enjoy a really fun fun FUN night out on the town :)
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Anonymous whispered, "We'd be a couple attending a fancy event (maybe a formal party, or a friend's wedding), slow dancing to a song with meaning, like "Faithfully" by Journey. We'd be very close, belly-to-belly, cheek-to-cheek. I'd be wrapped up in him, he'd be wrapped up in me. Light kisses on the forehead & neck, a few genuine whispers and small conversations. Maybe a giggle here or there. After the event, a quick stroll on the beach. My heels dangling from my fingers. A golden sunset. Holding hands, talking about dreams, plans, & hopes. And that look... that look of sincerity that he often gives Anne Heche in Cedar Rapids (find it - the dinner scene, during the line, "you've been to Norway?") He'd wrap his jacket around me, we'd walk back to his car and head to his house for the night..."
Anonymous whispered, "Oh, I know what I would let him do to me. He could be my professor and I the student. Sweater vest, glasses, and his legs wrapped around my waist while he bangs me on his desk. I told him I needed help. Extra credit work ;)"
Finally, shit gets real over here.
Anonymous whispered, "TMI Tuesday. Let's see... his hips between my thighs, my arms around his shoulders, his hands on my lower back, my lips at the nape of his neck... passionate, deep, followed by a good nights sleep in his big, teddy-bear arms, feeling completely safe, secure, and OH SO COMFY!
Bam. There ya go."
Anonymous whispered, "I just want Ed Helms inside of me.
Happy TMI Tuesday!"
Amen to that.
